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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads ep126 Squat the Planet
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So this episode is about the worldful world of gutterpunks, crusties, hobos, bums or whatever you want to call this nations wandering house-less people. It is amazing, and yet unsurprising, that the homeless have such ready access to the site known as Squat The Planet. But just because they are roaming the world rudderless doesn’t mean they don’t want to have a place to have stupid discussions and share their best criminal practices! Won’t you please enjoy this sampling of nonsense from the pages of StP. I hope you will.

Can’t get enough.

Can’t get enough.

The recipient of this letter asked me not to draw something gross on the back so I obliged. He was nice enough to send me  the requested magnet photo back. This is officially my first photo of magnet with a robot in morose mode!

King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads ep 125 - Porn Fans Discuss Porn

Look, I love porn. I am a man. I have a sad addiction to watching people who are better at sex than me go at it for unrealistic lengths of time. I love to be reminded of the average to subaverageness of my man parts and that my testicles don’t contain massive amounts of semen (aka pina colada mix). Thats why I go the forums at BrazzerForum.com to complain and compliment my favorite porn stars! Or, I would if I was one of the people who are actually registered on there. Sadly, I am not so obsessed with the world of pornography to know who the people I read about were (for the most part.) Luckily for us the guys and gals who do hang out at Brazzers Forum feel perfectly at home chatting about their favorite porn moments. I do admire the actors availability to the people posting there. It’s kind of sweet thinking about a porn star reading a fans email about how awesome he is at fucking and the porn star writing back,  “Aw shucks. Thanks little guy. I’m glad I made your day. Keep jerkin’ it to the video of my strangely massive dong. Yours truely, XXX INSERT NAME HERE XXX.”

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In podcast related news the Cannibal Cop had his sentence overturned. Relive when Lou Reads went to the forums that got him in trouble.http://loureads.com/2013/03/18/lou-reads-from-the-forums-of-darkfetish-net-home-of-the-cannibal-cop-and-friends/

 
Another Lou Reads podcast magnet goes into the mail tomorrow morning. Who will receive this nonsense!?

Another Lou Reads podcast magnet goes into the mail tomorrow morning. Who will receive this nonsense!?

Well, it happened. I’m out of magnets. But don’t worry, I ordered more. Please hold off on asking for them until I announce I have new ones. I will most assuredly forget to send you something unless I have thm in hand.

Well, it happened. I’m out of magnets. But don’t worry, I ordered more. Please hold off on asking for them until I announce I have new ones. I will most assuredly forget to send you something unless I have thm in hand.

Here is a picture of 1/2 of the latest batch of magnet envelopes. I had a record 8 requests for Lou Reads magnets this weekend! Also a gentleman from Florida was kind enough to donate some hard earned paypal digital money Oh, a gentleman from England was nice enough to send me hand drawn picture of a penis in a top hat. Thanks everyone. I think I have 3 magnets left… BTW I blurred the drawings as to not spoil them until they are in the mail. - Also i live in a fishtank…

Here is a picture of 1/2 of the latest batch of magnet envelopes. I had a record 8 requests for Lou Reads magnets this weekend! Also a gentleman from Florida was kind enough to donate some hard earned paypal digital money Oh, a gentleman from England was nice enough to send me hand drawn picture of a penis in a top hat. Thanks everyone. I think I have 3 magnets left… BTW I blurred the drawings as to not spoil them until they are in the mail. - Also i live in a fishtank…

Finally hit 200 reviews! - Mostly positive, too! 

Finally hit 200 reviews! - Mostly positive, too! 

King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads 124 - Creepy Gamers

This episode takes a peek into the depths of the weird world of the obessive role play gamer and those who love them or tolerate their extreme oddness in the name of having something to do. Also, don’t play Tomb of Horrors. Even if you win you’ll probably die in the end.

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