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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads 122 - The Breeding Zone (NSFW)

Your quadr-annual Bug Chaser, gay fetish discussion podcast update has arrived! I apologize in advance. This time I revisit Raw Top’s Breeding Zone. Don’t go there. (NSFW)

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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads ep 121: Defensive Carry Gun Nuts

This episode is all about people who are concerned about their right to carry a firearm. So lock the 6 locks on your bedroom door, get inside your safe room and press play. It will all make sense. I promise.

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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads ep120: Anonymous Confessions 2005

This episode is drawn straight from the Comedy Goldmine threads from the Something Awful archives. It features un-edited confessions that were sent in anonymously by the members of the Something Awful forums. I hope you enjoy it. The titles pretty much says it all!

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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads Ep 119 - Dumb Stuff Done on Drugs

This episode is basically people sharing dumb stuff they’ve done on drugs. I don’t have much to say about it beyond that. Maybe, just “Thanks to all the drug users out there who are so wonderfully open about sharing their experiences on the internet.”

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Today was about making jewelry, apparently.
Phillip Fathom, Deep Sea Detective pendants, a Lumpy Space Princess for my friend Cindy, Dave and Graham (of Stop Podcasting Yourself) earrings for Lisa, and Thrilling Adventure Hour Announcer Crest pins (Folksy, Heroic, Newsreel and Spooky!) that I designed myself.
I will be sending these out to various people on Monday, or handing them to the people for whom they were made whenever I next see them.

shannondapper:

Today was about making jewelry, apparently.

Phillip Fathom, Deep Sea Detective pendants, a Lumpy Space Princess for my friend Cindy, Dave and Graham (of Stop Podcasting Yourself) earrings for Lisa, and Thrilling Adventure Hour Announcer Crest pins (Folksy, Heroic, Newsreel and Spooky!) that I designed myself.

I will be sending these out to various people on Monday, or handing them to the people for whom they were made whenever I next see them.

King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads ep118 - Anal Destruction

Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass long once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing pages of Fetlife.com again. What did I read? Well, it just so happens that I read from a couple of groups who are dedicated to severe ass stretching. So severe, in fact, that I didn’t even feel like I could find an image that would do it justice or that I could stomach… THAT BAD! 

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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads 117 - Reddit Black Friday Nightmares

Right under the fucking 2013 wire! Go hog wild, people! Tomorrow is Wednesday after all. The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree. Anytime would have been fine. I picked now.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!! Here’s hoping to another year full of internet bizarreness and other related silly pursuits!

Happy new podcast and new year to all of you who lovingly view and sometimes click like on these posts. Thanks for all the likes and comments. Here’s to even more of that lovely stuff in 2014! What are you doing tonight? I’m having cheese fondue!

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King Lou Fernandez - Ep 116: Stories of Sex with Celebrities

People like to have sex because it fun. But sex with a famous person is so much better, right? Well, the people in these stories proudly claim to have been with famous people, in a biblical way. Or at least they claim to know a person who knows a person…. Well, all that matters is they shared stories. You can choose to believe them or not. I believe everything I read about John Mayer. Enjoy.

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King Lou Fernandez - Lou Reads 115 - EMS Stories
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Howdy, Lovers. I just posted the latest episode of Lou Reads for you. Its all about the experiences of EMTs & other first responders. I hope you like. Oh, BTW I know I fucked up the music at the end. Its not so terrible that I wanted to go back and fix it. I am terribly lazy after all… Enjoy!

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